darrynek:

i threw a party once.  threw it really far.  like 200 feet

rhydonmyhardon:

my reaction all the time whenever someone does something i can’t do

blackthorngym:

is that marina and the diamonds

vvorldwideweb:

yeah u cute but whats ur high score on ddr

windowsilly:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

guacaflocka

wackamole

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

vanillish:

“pitbull feat christina aguilera”

hotslime:

ungothic:

have you ever been so obsessed with something that it made you angry because you physically cannot shut the fuck up about it

LISA

shsl-chef:

a-felicia-named-goat:

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

what is this even supposed to mean

thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti

sassydetective:

we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones

sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

tyleroakley:

me flirting: *breathes heavily and favorites your tweet*

instantlemonade:

fine china is such a weird fucking song like im a plate? 

greekgogurt:

do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe