uh huh hunty

dekutree:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and clam chowder

which one is which?

if you do not like peanut butter we cannot be friends

beyoncebeytwice:

sarahjpeg:

but what if they’re allergic 

ur weak and we still cant be friends

bagelbrother:

You know those pictures of people holding Starbucks or bottles of water on this website well this should be the new trend

bagelbrother:

You know those pictures of people holding Starbucks or bottles of water on this website well this should be the new trend

zackisontumblr:

do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

but you don’t act black
please tell white people that this will never be a compliment  

blexieae:

my favorite fucking trend

idioticteen:

devourmysoul:

I hate the term “women of color”
Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women?

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suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

zootedboy:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

neoliberalismkills:

a man who gets what he wants out of life

unfollowfriday:

when you and your buddy are low on potassium

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miraguey:

Dogs aren’t even that coo-
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Mood:

digitaltits:

*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*