You know those pictures of people holding Starbucks or bottles of water on this website well this should be the new trend
do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours
my favorite fucking trend
I hate the term “women of color”
Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women?
does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
a man who gets what he wants out of life
when you and your buddy are low on potassium
Dogs aren’t even that coo-
*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*